BunnyDread was conceived on a Spring Break in the late 1800s when his Jamaican mother Boris was seduced and impregnated by a teen werewolf who played basketball. He grew up on a pirate ship, until he turned 16 and decided to settle down to New Zealand and raise camels for their milk. His flock grew to 84; not only did he name them all, all their names started with the letter U.
He was always a big fan of Red Vines, and even claims they can cure some forms of testicular cancer. He was once imprisoned for chokeslamming an octogenarian for cutting him in line at the post office.
He currently resides in his houseboat off the shore of Cuba and lives off chicken-flavored Ramen noodles, candy and rum. He makes money by inventing new designs of balloon animals for local clowns.
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